Clash of the Titans

Prepare yourselves for the battle of the ages. Happy to announce that your fantasy football experts will be competing head to head for the holy grail of fantasy football, the coveted Arbitrage trophy.

The rules are simple. Two mega teams, one regular season champion and the possibility of one unlucky soul potentially forced to put their taco crushing capability to the test.

Due to league limitations preventing us from competing 1v1 all season, Jake and I are now both the proud owners of two teams each (4 team 0.5 point PPR league). A winner will be determined on a weekly basis by comparing the combined points of our respective teams’ starters each week. The regular season will span 15 games (Week 1 – Week 15) at which point the regular season champ will be crowned and bestowed with the Arbitrage trophy. That’s where things get interesting.

Upon the conclusion of the regular season, both of our teams will advance to the Bearish Bowl. The Bearish Bowl will consist of two cumulative point rounds for both of our teams’ combined starters (Week 16 – Week 17). The person whose teams combine for the least cumulative points over that two week span will “win” the Bearish Bowl. The Bearish Bowl “champion” will be forced to endure the league punishment UNLESS they also won the Arbitrage trophy that season.

The “winner” of the Bearish Bowl (assuming they did not also win the regular season title) will be forced to consume a Taco Bell taco 12 pack in 30 minutes or less. Should this person fail to accomplish this feat, they will be on the hook to buy their opponent an NFL jersey of their opponent’s choosing. If the regular season champ also wins the Bearish Bowl in the same season then the punishment will be negated (this offers the regular season loser a chance to redeem themselves).

In order to account for the absolutely loaded rosters we both drafted we’ve replaced the K and D/ST positions with additional FLEX spots. Jake won the first and third picks in the snake draft due to the Pirates scoring a run in the 1st inning of their recent game against the Phillies (ironic considering they’re one of the worst hitting teams in baseball) leaving me with the second and fourth picks. 

I’ve listed out our combined rosters below and we’ll keep you posted on a weekly basis throughout the season. Best of luck DPJ and may the fantasy gods ever be in our favor.

Q’s Combined Teams

POSPLAYERBYE WEEK
QBKyler Murray12
QBJosh Allen7
QBDak Prescott7
QBAaron Rodgers13
RBDalvin Cook7
RBAlvin Kamara6
RBSaquon Barkley10
RBNajee Harris7
RBClyde Edwards-Helaire12
RBAustin Ekeler7
RBNick Chubb13
RBMiles Sanders14
RBDavid Montgomery10
RBTravis Etienne7
RBMyles Gaskin14
WRTyreek Hill12
WRStefon Diggs7
WRJustin Jefferson 7
WRDK Metcalf9
WRA.J. Brown13
WRTerry McLaurin9
WRJulio Jones6
WRCeeDee Lamb7
WRAdam Thielen 7
WRJa’Marr Chase10
WRAmari Cooper7
WRDJ Moore13
WRMichael Thomas6
WROdell Beckham Jr.13
TEGeorge Kittle6
TEMark Andrews8
TEKyle Pitts6

DPJ’s Combined Teams

POSPLAYERBYE WEEK
QBPatrick Mahomes12
QBJustin Herbert7
QBLamar Jackson 8
QBRussell Wilson9
RBDerrick Henry13
RBAaron Jones13
RBAntonio Gibson9
RBJoe Mixon10
RBDarrell Henderson11
RBChris Carson9
RBMike Davis6
RBChristian McCaffrey13
RBEzekiel Elliott 7
RBJonathan Taylor14
RBD’Andre Swift9
RBJ.K. Dobbins8
RBJosh Jacobs8
WRDavante Adams13
WRAllen Robinson10
WRMike Evans9
WRCooper Kupp11
WRDiontae Johnson7
WRTyler Lockett9
WRDeAndre Hopkins12
WRCalvin Ridley 6
WRKeenan Allen7
WRRobert Woods11
WRKenny Golladay10
WRTee Higgins10
TETravis Kelce12
TEDarren Waller8
TET.J. Hockenson9

Disclaimer: SidehustlebetsMJQ.com is not an online gambling operator or a gambling site of any kind. Our insights about sports/sports betting are purely for entertainment purposes only.

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